Voicemail messages

My roomie wanted me to customize my voice mail. Guess its a good idea. Some of the greetings I could think of are:

1. "You have reached the voice mail of SP. Please leave your name, number and a message, but if you know me, rest assured I won't call you back!"

2. "You have reached the voice mail of SP. Please leave your name, address and SSN, so I can sell it off!"

3. "You have reached the voice mail of SP. Please leave a pizza and diet coke on my doorway!"

4. "You have reached the voice mail of SP. Please leave your name, number and a message, after the beep... the bomb will set off in 5...4...3...2...1 (*****)!"

5. "You have reached the voice mail of SP. Save space, don't leave a message!"

6. "You have reached the voice mail of SP. Had I wanted to talk to you, I would have picked up the phone. Now why leave a message!"


the end.